how is the “annoying orange” doing??? is he okay?? has he calmed down
he’s president
no one can hate you with more intensity than someone who used to love you
when your friend is sad and you’re trying to comfort them but you don’t know how
my birth:
my life:
my death:
every time
BDSM
Bernie Da Sanders Man
*puts a normal sized carrot in a bag of baby carrots so they have adult supervision*
Filling out course evaluations for classes you did shitty in
Nice legs. Daisy dukes. Makes a man go. There he goes. He’s gone.
